‘Tis the season for application essays! For those of you writing MFA, Fellowship, and Residency application essays, I direct you to distraction no. 99, where nova has posted some honest comic relief in a post titled, “Failed Fellowship Essays.”
You know you’re going to laugh when you start reading:
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Dear Fellowship Committee:
Please, please, please let me in. I’ll owe you forever. Plus, I’ll bring chocolate.
Kisses,
Nova
I’ve thought the same thing myself!
Writing Under a Pseudonym 
Short, sweet, and to the point. If I was on the selection committee, I’d say yes!
oh, and there’s MORE! but i didn’t want to swipe the whole post here. it gets funnier!
If only it were so easy! I’d just throw chocolate at everyone…
Thanks 😉