Please lock me up in a nice room with a great view and climate control, some awesome linens, all the books I can read, my laptop with an internet connection, good company, my wiener dogs, and friends, and a television with TiVO. Oh, and great room service. In this way, I hope to prevent hurting others…and to prevent others from hurting me. I am really sick of losing my temper at other people, and really sick of getting hurt by others.
Please do not let me out until I’m better, until I have the ability to control my temper back, until I am no longer sad and angry and outraged and depressed.
p.s. And don’t let me grow fat while I’m in the room, either.
p.p.s. There is a chorus of frogs ribbiting in our backyard. Please keep them in the requested scenario, because the frogs are strangely comforting to me.